JMR

greg's living-room floor led to a surprisingly comfortable morning.

and today was a day of many free meals.

started with a fancy subway breakfast, free for 1 day in history, today.

ended with our free and delicious dinners at the greatest punk club any of us has ever seened.

its going to be hard to describe the distillery with words instead of proof.

as if the cobalt and the commodore had a 2-red-bottle-dinner and drove out an awesome kid who wakeboards.

basically its my favorite place ever.

many great ways was feeled by all.

"play this show as if NOFX is watching" -SJP

we did.

and it spilled spiders on the stage.

i died about 8 songs in, and was held hopping by mysterious sources, namely: how great this place is.

it was probably the best we have ever played in our pasturous career, in front of the smallest crowd.

but it felt like a full house, and feeling feely things makes us all fancy and free.

its 4am and i want to keep going, but we are getting up in 4 hours to drive to saskatoon.

dont worry, shafter is passed out on the couch next to me, as are the others, and im basically not allowed to drive.

SO IM GONNA END THIS FAST AND QUOTEY:

philly, the owner of the distillery, will have lasting effect on this project.

todays drive through the rockies was a basket of sunshine amazing, i filmed duke peeing.

i am in jeff roxqueensbouroughbridges living room in calgary alberta canada.

"dear less paul and docc, thanks for the beers on wednesday, i abuse my status" -the duke

"if i wake up to you snoring, im waking you up." -shafter

"boner jams 0-3" -SJP

tomorrow, we surf the prairies, and my brother eats his height in sub.